Andy Borowitz Men Quotations

Give a man a fish, and he will eat for a day. Give a man Twitter, and he will forget to eat and starve to death.

John Edwards is a tragic case of a man who ran for President when he should have joined the Secret Service.

Next time someone says, 'Where has big government ever gotten us?' the correct answer is 'Mars.'

On July 4 we celebrate government of the people, by the people, and for the people, or as they are now called, corporations.