Andy Kindler Life Quotations

The right wing is appealing to a shrinking, shrinking demographic of angry white people who blame their predicament in life on the fact that there are immigrants coming into the country; it's pretty ludicrous.

I think that most people will spend their whole life not figuring out what they're meant to do, or figuring out what they're meant to do on their way to do something else. So I just feel lucky that I know what I love to do. Everything else figures itself out.

I've sold a lot of different product. Very briefly, I sold Time Life Books on the phone.

I'm not a confrontational person in real life, so I really don't wanna get into arguments or fistfights with people I'm making fun of.