Artie Lange Art Quotations

You know you're on stage being the life of the party and trying to get laughs, and then, in a lot of ways, you don't have anything to give once you give it to the people.

To tell you the truth, there are all these websites predicting my early death, and it's starting to work on me!

In Hollywood, there is another name for a woman's 40th birthday party, it's a retirement party.

I wish I was this dark genius artist - like Richard Pryor or something.

My mother would say, before I left the house, 'Remember Art, hugs are better than drugs.' And I believed my mother, I believed everything she said - until the first time I got high at a party. I leaned back, and I went, 'God, this is way better than when my Uncle Perry hugs me. What else has my mother been lying to me about?