Ashleigh Brilliant Competition Quotations

How can there ever possibly be a conflict between my private interests and the public good?

Tell me again how much you agree with me.

MAN THE BATTLE STATIONS! Someone's coming who wants to reason with us.

If you keep groaning, please do it to a rythmn I can dance to.

I didn't say it was your fault. I said I was going to blame it on you.

Why is the competition always so intense to set new records for maximum stupidity?

Forgive me for allowing myself to be hurt by you so easily.