Author unknown Men Quotations

Women get the last word in every argument. Anything a man says after that is the beginning of a new argument.

When tempted to fight fire with fire, remember that the Fire Department usually uses water.

Life is a gift. Never forget to enjoy and bask in every moment you are in. The Personal Excellence Blog - CelestineChua.co

There is only the constant knowledge and enjoyment of the Heart, moment to moment, through the instant of all conditions of appearance and disappearance. Of this I am perfectly certain. I am That.

Men have only two emotions: hungry and horny. If you see him without an erection, make him a sandwich.A bargain is something you don't need at a price you can't resist.

Men have two emotions: Hungry and Horny. If you see him without an erection, make him a sandwich.

Women will never be equal to men until they can walk down the street with a bald head and a beer gut, and still think they are sexy.

Women may not hit harder, but they hit lower.