Bill Burr Giving Quotations

I wish they would teach it in schools: Give people the belief that they are going to do well. A lot of people are really talented and scared to follow their talent because you don't know where it's going.

There is no reason to hit a woman. And I was just like, really? I could give you like 17 right off the top of my head.

I do my podcast on Mondays for a specific reason. A lot of people go to work and don't like their jobs. If you give people something to laugh about, it's good.