Bill Engvall Believe Quotations

I don't believe there's any reason for a person like myself to own an AK-47.

I believe pain is nature's way of saying, 'You're still alive, and life sucks.'

I believe that Lady Gaga is like a carnival ride. From a distance she looks fun, but up close, you don't wanna climb on that.

I believe that anyone who wants to wear a thong should have to go through an application process.

I believe that the way to a man's heart is not through his stomach. It's a little further south.

There's a lot of things I believe in this world. I believe in God, I believe in the United States of America, and I support and believe in the Second Amendment.