I'm learning real skills that I can apply throughout the rest of my life...procrastinating and rationalizing.
Scientific Progress goes boink?
A day can really slip by when you're deliberately avoiding what you're supposed to do.
Virtual reality has nothing on Calvin.
The way Calvin's brain is wired you can almost hear the fuses blowing.
I say if a novelty Christmas song is funny one time, then it is funny every time. - Calvin
Calvin: Life's a lot more fun when you aren't responsible for your actions.
Life's disappointments are harder to take when you don't know any swear words.
HOBBES: Virtue needs some cheaper thrills.
As far as I'm concerned, if something is so complicated that you can't explain it in 10 seconds, then it's probably not worth knowing anyway.
HOBBES: If you don't get a goodnight kiss you get Kafka dreams.
Hobbes: Do you think there's a God? Calvin: Well, somebody's out to get me!
I like maxims that don't encourage behavior modification. -Calvin
Until you stalk and overrun, you cannot devour anyone. -Hobbes
It's only work if somebody makes you do it.
Calvin: Medically speaking:. That's love?!?..... Hobbes: Heck, that happened to me once, but I figured it was cooties!!
It's a magical world, Hobbes, ol' buddy... Let's go exploring!
Getting an inch of snow is like winning 10 cents in the lottery.
I hope some historian will confirm that I was the first cartoonist to use the word 'booger' in a newspaper comic strip.