Charles Bukowski Crazy Quotations

Some people never go crazy, What truly horrible lives they must live.

That was the trouble with being a writer, that was the main trouble—leisure time, excessive leisure time. You had to wait around for the buildup until you could write and while you were waiting you went crazy, and while you were going crazy you drank and the more you drank the crazier you got.

Before you kill something make sure you have something better to replace it with...

Oh, I don’t mean you’re handsome, not the way people think of handsome. Your face seems kind. But your eyes - they’re beautiful. They’re wild, crazy, like some animal peering out of a forest on fire.

And if there is anybody out there who is crazy enough to want to become a writer, I'd say go ahead, spit in the eye of the sun, hit those keys, it's the best madness going, the centuries need help, the species cry for light and gamble and laughter. Give it to them. There are enough words for all of us.

if you think they didn't go crazy in tiny rooms just like you're doing now without women without food without hope then you're not ready.

I thought you were sane," I said, "but you're just as crazy as the rest of them.

I'm going, she said. I love you but you're crazy, you're doomed.

I knew I was strong, and maybe like they said, "crazy." But I had this feeling inside of me that something real was there.

The crazy ones only laugh when there is no reason to laugh.

My objection to war was not that I had to kill somebody or be killed senselessly, that hardly mattered. What I objected to was to be denied the right to sit in a small room and starve and drink cheap wine and go crazy in my own way and at my own leisure.

To create art means to be crazy alone forever.

Are people crazy? People waited all their lives. They waited to live, they waited to die. They waited in line to buy toilet paper. They waited in line for money. And if they didn't have any money they waited in longer lines. You waited to go to sleep and then you waited to awaken. You waited to get married and you waited to get divorced. You waited for it to rain, you waited for it to stop. You waited to eat and then you waited to eat again. You waited in a shrink's office with a bunch of psychos and you wondered if you were one.