Charles Dickens Lawyer Quotations

Battledore and shuttlecock's a wery good game, vhen you ain't the shuttlecock and two lawyers the battledores, in which case it gets too excitin' to be pleasant

Battledore and shuttlecock's a wery good game, vhen you an't the shuttlecock and two lawyers the battledores, in which case it gets too exciting to be pleasant.

But the mere truth won't do. You must have a lawyer.

Lawyers hold that there are two kinds of particularly bad witnesses--a reluctant witness, and a too-willing witness.