Chris Rock Bills Quotations

If Bill Gates woke up with Oprah's money he'd jump out the window.

Oprah is rich; Bill Gates is wealthy. If Bill Gates woke up tomorrow with Oprah's money, he'd jump out of a ... window and slit his throat on the way down saying, 'I can't even put gas in my plane!'

Bill Cosby was the first comedian I was exposed to, because he doesn't curse.

I'm a rap comedian the same way Bill Cosby is a jazz comedian, Cosby's laid back. I'm like, bang, bang bang, right into it.