Conan O'Brien Life Quotations

Nobody in life gets exactly what they thought they were going to get. But if you work really hard and you're kind, amazing things will happen.

If life gives you lemons, make some kind of fruity juice.

Real life is about reacting quickly to the opportunity at hand, not the opportunity you envisioned. Not thinking and scheming for the future, but letting it happen.

Spread your hate. It'll last a lifetime.