Connie Willis Church Choir Quotations

The entire range of human experience is present in a church choir, including, but not restricted to jealousy, revenge, horror, pride, incompetence (the tenors have never been on the right note in the entire history of church choirs, and the basses have never been on the right page), wrath, lust and existential despair.

It is my belief that everything you need to know about the world can be learned in a church choir.