Lot of people wondering if John Kerry supports gay marriages. Here's a hint ... he gets $1,000 haircuts.
People who go into show business are screwed up.
I always tell people I romanticize about doing something simple, like doing radio in northern California.
My brother asked me once, 'Are you a misanthrope?' And I said, 'No, I just find people irritating.'
I think that you're always going to have some people who are negative or view you in a certain way.
There has been no electricity in Baghdad for a week and the people are angry. You would be angry too if you couldn't watch your brand new stolen TV.
Bush said the unemployment situation is turning around. Last week alone, 5,000 people started working for John Kerry.
Over ten thousand people have signed a petition to recall Governor Schwarzenegger. I'm sorry, that is next year's joke.
The big political news, Arnold Schwarzenegger announced he's running for governor of California, and already, people are chanting, 'Four more vowels, four more vowels.
I have a wonderful respect for old people.
I used to make fun of young people when I was 17 - the angst, the insecurities, all those tattoos.