Dean Martin Night Quotations

Johnny Carson is a comedian who is seen every night in millions of bedrooms all over America...and that`s why his last wife left him.

If people want to think I get drunk and stay out all night, let'em. That's how I got here you know I drink because my body craves, needs alcohol. I don't drink, my body's a drunk.

I was so drunk last night I fell down and missed the floor.