Dennis Miller Giving Quotations

I think we have to help the helpless. The clueless? I don't give a rat's ass about the clueless.

The claim that somehow raw foods give you better energy, are more healthful, improve your immune system and all of that is simply not substantiated. And moreover, it's not biologically plausible.

Americans stick their nose where it doesn't belong more than Cyrano de Bergerac giving head.

I'm glad I don't have a lot of money in the market. And quite frankly, you'd be better off giving your money to a colorblind roulette addict than put it in the stock market.