Doug Stanhope Alcohol Quotations

If I have to be a monotheist, y'know pick one, I'm picking vodka, it goes well with everything, all occasions.

I used to be a partier, now I'm an alcoholic. It's all in who's judging you.

They should raise the alcohol age to 60, so at least you'd have something to look forward to at this point.

Did you ever drink so much of a certain type of alcohol that you get so sick that you can never drink the same kind again ? I've decided that's how I'm going to quit drinking. One-at-a-time.