The whole Universe is a large joke. Everything in the Universe are just subdivisions of this joke. So why take anything too serious.
Reality is what it is, not what you want it to be.
The crux of the biscuit is: If it entertains you, fine. Enjoy it. If it doesn't, then blow it out your ass. I do it to amuse myself. If I like it, I release it. If somebody else likes it, that's a bonus.
You can't always write a chord ugly enough to say what you want to say, so sometimes you have to rely on a giraffe filled with whipped cream.
Nobody looks good with brown lipstick on.
Information doesn't kill you.
You've got to be digging it while it's happening 'cause it just might be a one shot deal.
Whatever you have to do to have a good time, let's get on with it, so long as it doesn't cause a murder.
Well Mike, I'm abnormal.
The last election just laid the foundation of the next 500 years of Dark Ages.
Yeah, I tell them to change the channel if they see some guy in a brown suit with a telephone number at the bottom of the screen asking for money.
Why doncha come on over to the house and I'll show 'em to ya?