Garrison Keillor Good Quotations

A good friend is a person who thinks you're one of the good eggs, even if he knows you're a little cracked.

Thank you, dear God, for this good life and forgive us if we do not love it enough. Thank you for the rain. And for the chance to wake up in three hours and go fishing: I thank you for that now, because I won't feel so thankful then.

You don't have to justify a beautiful stroke of good luck. Accept it. Smile and say thank you.

Be well, do good work, and keep in touch.

Mark Twain told jokes, but they somehow stayed funny for a hundred years; they're still funny today. When Mark Twain said, 'He was a good man in the worst sense of the word,' we know exactly what he's talking about. When he said 'Wagner's music is not as bad as it sounds,' it still is funny. Mark Twain was really a miracle.