Wait until Tommy Lasorda meets the Lord and finds out He's wearing pinstripes
Greaseball, greaseball, greaseball, that's all I throw him (Rod Carew), and he still hits them. He's the only player in baseball who consistently hits my grease. He sees the ball so well, I guess he can pick out the dry side.
Going back down to the minors is the toughest thing to handle in baseball.
The trouble with baseball is that it is not played the year round.