Morality consists in suspecting other people of not being legally married
What is virtue but the Trade Unionism of the married?
A married man is a man with a past, while a bachelor is a man with a future.
My mother married a very good man . . . and she is not at all keen on my doing the same.
I was always unlawful; I broke the law when I was born because my parents weren't married.
He didn't dare to, because his father had a weak heart and habitually threatened to drop dead if anybody hurt his feelings. You may have noticed that people with weak hearts are the tyrants of English married life.