George Carlin Abortion Quotations

With humans it's abortion, but with chickens it's an omelet.

How come when it's us, it's an abortion, and when it's a chicken, it's an omelet? Are we so much better than chickens all of a sudden? When did this happen; that we passed chickens in goodness? Name six ways we're better than chickens.. See, nobody can do it! You know why? 'Cause chickens are decent people.

Catholics are against abortions. Catholics are against homosexuals. But, I can't think of anyone who has less abortions than homosexuals!

It is impossible for an abortion clinic to have a waiting list of more than nine months.

How come when it’s us, it’s an abortion, and when it’s a chicken, it’s an omelette?