Harlan Ellison Men Quotations

Repent, Harlequin," said the Ticktock Man. "Get stuffed," the Harlequin replied.

Don't start an argument with somebody who has a microphone when you don't. They'll make you look like chopped liver.

I have but nothing to say to young girls. They're fine to look at, in the way I would look at a case filled with Shang dynasty glazes, but expecting to carry on a conversation with the average teen-aged young lady is akin to reading Voltaire to a cage filled with chimpanzees. I'm certain they would feel the same alienation for me. I can live with that knowledge.