Homer Mean Quotations

Hey, what's the big deal about going to some building every Sunday? I mean, isn't God everywhere?

Do I know what rhetorical means?

When a woman says nothing's wrong, that means everything's wrong. And when a woman says everything's wrong, that means everything's wrong! And when a woman says something's not funny, you'd better not laugh your ass off!

I am so smart. I am so smart. I am so smart. S-M-R-T ... Uh, I mean S-M-A-R-T.