J. B. Smoove Giving Quotations

This Italian restaurant I'm at is authentic! When they seat you, they give you a mustache.

Comedians are therapists. People honestly think we're doing it for ourselves. No. If we wanted to do stand-up for ourselves, we would perform in front of a mirror and never go to a club. We are giving this away. Some people are going through so much in their lives, they want to hear something else that's going on in the world and laugh.

I may even show up behind the camera. I love to put things together; I love to give direction. I have a great eye for pace.