Jack Whitehall Funny Quotations

If I'm in an uncomfortable situation, I think I can say something funny to defuse it. Sometimes you can't.

This sausage roll only contains 2% of your daily intake of calories... if you lick it.

Oh, you wanna do a little bit of roleplay? Could you just play dead?

I've never laughed a woman into bed, but I've laughed one out of bed many times.