Jay London American Comedian Quotations

My girlfriend has crabs, I bought her fishnet stockings.

At Motel 6 in Amish Country I wonder if they leave the light on for you?

I wanted to join the Army the sign said 'Be All That You Can Be', they told me it wasn't enough.

Do you know it was a year a ago today?

My boss told me to get my butt in gear. I told him I was shiftless.

I saw a sign it said left lane closed so I went someplace else.