Jerry Lawler Snake Quotations

When most people get drunk, they see snakes. But, when snakes get drunk, they see Jake Roberts!

The only reason Jake 'The Snake' Roberts doesn't drink and drive anymore is because he is afraid he might hit a bump and spill his drink.

What do Jake 'The Snake' Roberts and a beer bottle have in common? They're both empty from the neck up!

Jake 'The Snake's' two best friends are Jim Beam & Jack Daniels.