Jerry Seinfeld Giving Quotations

The only way a show works is you find people who you think are qualified and talented and you give them a chance to do what they do.

So the first time you hear the concept of Halloween when you're a kid your brain can't even process the information. You're like: "What is this? What did you say?" "What did you say about giving out candy? Who's giving out candy?" "Everyone that we know is just giving out candy!"

I mean, she's giving and caring and genuinely concerned about the welfare of others. I can't be with someone like that.

You know the message you're sending out to the world with these sweatpants? You're telling the world, 'I give up. I can't compete in normal society. I'm miserable, so I might as well be comfortable.