Clearly it was time to consider rescheduling that optometrist appointment I'd missed last fall.
Urban survival rule 22: Never annoy an armed man.
Here I had a wonderful man who cared for me and I was screwing around with a self-absorbed, conniving monster who'd betrayed me in the worst possible way.
Dearly departed, scarcely lamented, deeply demented...
Especially in the world of fantasy and superheroes, it's great to have role models that aren't in skimpy little outfits, in impossible poses. That's so important for young women.