Lily Tomlin Cynical Quotations

No matter how cynical you get, it is impossible to keep up.

No matter how cynical I get, I can't keep up.

I try to be cynical, but it's so hard to keep up.

Every day I read the newspapers, and no matter how cynical I get, it's imposssible to keep up.

No matter how cynical you become, it's never enough to keep up.