Louis C. K. Giving Quotations

The only road to good shows is bad ones. Just go start having a bad time, and if you don't give up, you will get better.

I have Twitter so I can tell people what I want them to buy and they give me money.

I've always benefited from knowing machines well, because it's freedom, it gives you freedom, I always knew that.

I had five dollars in the bank that I couldn't have for three days until they charged me another 15. Leaving me with -10. What does that mean? I don't even have no money any more. I wish I had nothing. But I don't have it. I don't have that much. I have not ten. Negative ten. I can't afford to buy something that doesn't cost anything. I can only afford to get something that costs you give me ten dollars.

The only pitch I have to movie people is the same as this one: Just give me $8 million. I'm not telling you what it's about and I'm not telling you who's in it.

Human kindness has no reward. You should give to others in every way you see. expect absolutely nothing from anyone. It should be your goal to love every human you encounter. All human suffering that you're aware of and continues without your effort to stop it becomes your crime.