Yes. It is true. I, Michael Scott, am signing up with an online dating service. Thousands of people have done it, and I am going to do it. I need a username, and I have a great one. 'Little Kid Lover.' That way people will know exactly where my priorities are at.
My goal is to turn the lives around for some youths. Hopefully, they can see a different side of the Police Department. Hopefully, they can see that we're human, too, and we're there for the kids and we're there for the community.