I don't worry too much about sex education in the schools. If the kids learn it like they do everything else, they won't know how.
I bought my kid an educational toy to help him make it through life. No matter how you put it together, it's wrong.
Our local department store had two Santas - one for regular kids and one for kids who wanted ten toys or less.
Talk about cheap - on Christmas Eve, my neighbour shoots off three blanks and tells his kids Santa Claus just committed suicide.