Milton Berle Mother Quotations

We inherit a lot from our parents: mom's eyes, dad's chin, and the attitude of whichever parent isn't punishing you at the moment. All of those things we have our mom's to thank for."If evolution really works, how come mothers only have two hands?"

I bought an ideal gift for my mother-in-law - a battery-operated mouth.

I bought my mother-in-law a beautiful chair for Christmas, but she won't let me plug it in.

My son really has the spirit of Valentine's Day. When he was in college, he used to send his mother a heart-shaped box of laundry.

On Valentine's Day, I wired flowers for my mother-in-law, but she found the fuse.

I really doubt whether evolution ever works, how then come Mothers have only two hands

If evolution really works, how come mothers only have two hands?