Certainly there are things in life that money can't buy, but it's very funny - Did you ever try buying them without money?
I would live all my life in nonchalance and insouciance, Were it not for making a living, which is rather a nouciance.
Life is sobs, sniffles, and smiles, with sniffles predominating.
Certainly there are lots of things in life that money won't buy, but it's very funny- Have you ever tried to buy them without money?
Stuyvesant chats with Kelly and Katz, The professor warms to the broker, And life is good in the brotherhood Of an air-conditioned smoker.
The turtle lives 'twixt plated decks Which practically conceal its sex I think it clever of the turtle In such a fix to be so fertile.
Life is not having been told that the man has just waxed the floor.
There has been a lot of progress during my lifetime, but I'm afraid it's heading in the wrong direction.
Middle-aged life is merry, and I love to lead it.
In real life, it takes only one to make a quarrel.
Whenever you're wrong, admit it; Whenever you're right, shut up.