Annie Hall Quotations

Harvard makes mistakes too, you know. Kissinger taught there.

I don't know if you have ever seen the Woody Allen film 'Annie Hall,' but it is, in a way, to Los Angeles and 'Hollywood' what 'This Is Spinal Tap' is to many musicians.

I don't know how much longer I can complain.

If anything, I learned most from being a huge fan of his and watching movies like Annie Hall and Manhattan over and over again - that influenced the kind of movies that I wanted to make more than anything else.

There seems to be this tendency toward denigrating romantic comedies as of late because it becomes something sort of cheesy or whatever. Whereas this embraced what it was. As a fan of When Harry Met Sally or Annie Hall, as a demonstration of what romantic comedy could be and should be, I immediately phoned Nira back and said, "Yeah, I'd like to do this. It'll be fun."

Take the money and run.

I would never wanna belong to any club that would have someone like me for a member.

Honey, there's a spider in your bathroom the size of a Buick.

Those who can't do, teach. And those who can't teach, teach gym.

I can't enjoy anything unless everybody is. If one guy is starving someplace, that puts a crimp in my evening.

My grammy never gave gifts, you know. She was too busy getting raped by Cossacks.

You know, it's one thing about intellectuals, they prove that you can be absolutely brilliant and have no idea what's going on.

I heard that Commentary and Dissent had merged and formed Dysenery.