Harvard makes mistakes too, you know. Kissinger taught there.
Take the money and run.
I would never wanna belong to any club that would have someone like me for a member.
Honey, there's a spider in your bathroom the size of a Buick.
Those who can't do, teach. And those who can't teach, teach gym.
I can't enjoy anything unless everybody is. If one guy is starving someplace, that puts a crimp in my evening.
My grammy never gave gifts, you know. She was too busy getting raped by Cossacks.
You know, it's one thing about intellectuals, they prove that you can be absolutely brilliant and have no idea what's going on.
I heard that Commentary and Dissent had merged and formed Dysenery.