Eoin Colfer Quotations | Page 2

The next minute or so was spent howling on the ceiling . Imp No.1 joined in, but he wasn't really feeling it. It shouldn't be "Who do we hate?", he thought, it really should be "whom", but this probably wasn't a good time to bring that up.

Im riding a troll! i was born to do this,and steal stuff, and EAT LOADS!

Oh, I'm crazy all right. I do have plenty of psychoses. Multiple personality, delusional dementia, OCD. I've got them all, but most of all, I'm crazy about you.

Other men look up and down, left and right; but men like us are different. We are visionaries.

I do like to read in bed, but because I have two kids I'm often forced to read in the bathroom.

Look!" said Foaly, pointing with some urgency into the vast steel-gray gloom, "Someone who cares!

You know, Miss Holly, you look very dramatic like that, backlit by the fire. Very attractive, if I may say so. I know you shared a moment passionne with Artemis which he subsequently fouled up with his typical boorish behavior. Let me just throw something out there for you to consider while we're chasing the probe: I share Artemis's passion but not his boorishness. No pressure; just think about it. This was enough to elicit a deafening moment of silence even in the middle of a crisis, which Orion seemed to be blissfully unaffected by.

Don't try to understand me, just be grateful that you felt the warmth of Zaphod Beeblebrox's aura on your wonderstruck face.

Ignorance, as they say, is usually fatal, but sometimes it can be bliss.

Trust me. I'm a genius.