Eoin Colfer Art Quotations

Radomosity, thought Artemis. And he felt like weeping.

Boo-hoo. Help me, I'm a girl. What kind of modern woman are you? A smart one.

But even though there were plenty of teeth in the grin, there was no heart.

Trust me. I haven't been wrong yet.

Artemis ducked. Cudgeon didn't. Guess what? Artemis was smarter.

I don't like lollipops.

Certainly, Doctor. Let's talk about your chair. Victorian?

I don't suppose you would consider peaceful surrender?

Who or what inspires you?" "I must admit that I often read my own articles in scientific journals and inspire myself.

Holly, do you trust me?” Holly groaned. “Artemis, don’t ask me that. I just know one of your outrageous plans is coming.” “Do you trust me?” “Yes,” Holly sighed. “I do. More than anyone.

Red was smiling back at me. "Ok. I'm not in trouble. But tell me your heart didn't start beating for the first time in a month." I couldn't deny it. So I didn't.

...How was your... eh... trip?” Artemis felt the sting of tears in his own eyes. “Um, eventful...

Knock yourself out... Or rather, don't.

Stay back, human. You don't know what you're dealing with.

No alcohol, Riley." She nodded at the screen. "How are you liking the twenty-first century?" Riley burped. "The Take That are most melodic. And God bless Harry Potter is all I can say. If not for him, all of London would have been consumed by the dark arts.

Inside the mirrored elevator, Mulch used a telescopic pointer to push P for the penthouse. For the first few months he had jumped to reach the button, but that was undignified behavior for a millionaire. And besides, he was certain that Art could hear the thumping from the security desk.

There were only two men on the planet better educated in the various martial arts than Butler, and he was related to one of them. The other lived on an island in the South China Sea, and spent his days meditating and beating up palm trees. You had to feel sorry for the B'wa Kell.

You need to stop thinking with your head, Mud Boy, and start thinking with your heart.” Artemis sighed. The heart was an organ for pumping oxygen-rich blood to the cells. It could no more think than an apple could tap-dance.

Either that boy is the sanest creature on Earth, he thought, or he is so disturbed that our tests cannot even begin to scratch the surface.

I am so sick of you smart kids. Why can't you just boost cars or steal stuff like normal kids?' 'We do steal stuff. Just bigger stuff.