Rik Mayall Good Quotations

I would love to do more on the stage; having actual contact with the audience is great. You can give them a good seeing to!

I ought to be groovy and be able to say the enemy is this and the enemy is that... but I've never been very good at... I don't want to have to answer questions I don't know the answer to properly. I have an opinion.

I was brought up to be a good boy and proud of myself so I suppress all the things about me that are bad.