One time my whole family played hide and seek. They found my mother in Pittsburgh!
My childhood was bad. No father. Mother was greedy and brought me up awful - never made me breakfast once. I don't want to get started. One story is worse than another.
When I was forty, I was getting divorced, living in a low-class, dirty hotel in New York. My mother was dying of cancer. I owed $20,000. That was about the lowest. I came back to show business, and I couldn't get a job. I was turned down by every small-time agent in New York.
When I was a kid I got no respect. My mother breast fed me through a straw.
I get no respect... I tell you, when I was born, the doctor smacked my mother
When I was a kid I got no respect. I told my mother, I'm gonna run away from home. She said, On your mark...
When my old man wanted sex, my mother would show him a picture of me.
My mother never breast fed me, she told me she only liked me as a friend.
When I was born I was so ugly the doctor slapped my mother.
My mother never breast-fed me. She told me she liked me as a friend.
I'm so ugly - My mother had morning sickness - After I was born
I was so ugly my mother used to feed me with a sling shot.
My mother had morning sickness after I was born.
When we got married, the first thing my wife did was put everything under both names - hers and her mother's.
I tell ya, it's tough to save a buck. Right now I'm supporting two fighters. My wife and her mother.
My mother used to rock me - and she used big rocks.