Scott Adams Men Quotations

It's hard to argue with the government. Remember, they are they run the Bureau of Alcohol, Tobacco and Firearms, so they must know a thing or two about satisfying women.

Some physicists describe gravity in terms of ten dimensions all curled up. But those aren't real words-just placeholders, used to refer to parts of abstract equations.

I don't think I'm ever going to run out of ideas, ... The beauty of the office environment is that you put a bunch of dysfunctional employees in one room and they will find new ways to be dysfunctional that you could never imagine. I think I have an infinite well of ideas to work from.

Aim low, reach your goals, and avoid disappointment.

My investments have been hurt.

Man is a game playing animal and a computer is another way to play games.

Men live in a fantasy world. I know this because I am one, and I actually receive my mail there

You can change only what people know, not what they do.

The maintenance man is moving the thermostat in our office today. I started talking with him about the

Give a man a fish, and you'll feed him for a day. Teach a man to fish, and he'll buy a funny hat. Talk to a hungry man about fish, and you're a consultant.