Because I don't believe everything I read.
Yeah, but I don't believe everything I read.
All those who believe in psychokinesis - raise my hand.
Tell a man that there are 400 billion stars and he'll believe you. Tell him a bench has wet paint and he has to touch it.
One time a cop pulled me over for running a stop sign. He said, "Didn't you see the stop sign?" I said, "Yeah, but I don't believe everything I read"