Steven Wright Tired Quotations

I kept a diary right after I was born. Day 1: Tired from the move. Day 2: Everyone thinks I'm an idiot.

Is 'tired old cliché' one?

I’m so tired... I was up all night trying to round off infinity.

I'm kinda tired. I was up all night trying to round off infinity. Then I got bored and went out and painted passing lines on curved roads.

Day One: Still tired from the move.

Day 1 -- Still tired from the move. Day 2 -- Everybody talks to me like I'm an idiot.

I saw a sign: "Rest Area 25 Miles". That's pretty big. Some people must be really tired.

The Bermuda Triangle got tired of warm weather. It moved to Alaska. Now Santa Claus is missing.