Tom Robbins Time Quotations

The first time that she spread her legs for him it had been like opening her jaws for the dentist.

It was autumn, the springtime of death.

Hard times and funky living can season the soul, true enough, but joy is the yeast that makes it rise.

Don't trust anybody who'd rather be grammatically correct than have a good time.

The trouble with the fast lane is that all the movement is horizontal. And I like to go vertical sometimes.

There is a sense in which a painted stick is a stick in bloom. This stick points to the hidden face of God. Sometimes it points to you.

Above all, have a good time. If you aren’t enjoying writing it, you can hardly expect someone else to enjoy reading it.

We waste time looking for the perfect lover, instead of creating the perfect love.