Victor Borge People Quotations

Santa Claus has the right idea: visit people once a year

That's why I've never thought of retiring because I do it all the time whether on the stage or off. I found that in a precarious situation, a smile is the shortest distance between people. When one needs to reach out for sympathy or a link with people, what better way is there?

Many people have asked me why there are three pedals in these grand pianos. Well the pedal in the middle is there to separate the two other pedals.

Did you know that Mozart had no arms and no legs? I've seen statues of him on people's pianos.