Few things in life are more embarrassing than the necessity of having to inform an old friend that you have just got engaged to his fiancee.
If I had to live my life over, I'd live over a saloon.
It's a funny old world. A man's lucky if he gets out of it alive.
Never try to impress a woman, because if you do she'll expect you to keep up the standard for the rest of your life.
Remember, a dead fish can float downstream, but it takes a live one to swim upstream.
Start every day off with a smile and get it over with.
If at first you don't succeed, try, try again. Then quit. There's no point in being a damn fool about it.