Progressives, in a way, are the new conservatives. We want to conserve what we fought to build.
If someone hacks your password, you can change it - as many times as you want. You can't change your fingerprints. You have only ten of them. And you leave them on everything you touch; they are definitely not a secret.
I want to reclaim 'liberal.' I'm a liberal, and I think most Americans are liberals.
Today I will masterbate! Okay, that was a mistake. I should have written "Today I will masterbate--if I want to!
I want a president who can handle a cream soda.