Andrew Dice Clay Sex Quotations

People have always been animals when it comes to sex. But since the Internet, it's become really out of control, in my opinion.

Women are now more aggressive than men! And I don't put them down for it. I think it's great. My attitude with sex with any woman I've ever been with is, I want you to be exactly who you want to be behind closed doors. Don't ever hold back with me.

I think the best part of being gay is when you're done [with sex], you could turn over and talk about football.

I think that a lot of men, especially once they're married, feel like their girl is just who she is, so don't treat her too special. They shut her off, and having sex before you go to bed is like a sleeping pill. I always say, you're supposed to remember the reason you even asked that girl out.

If you hide what you really are, then there's going to be problems in marriage down the road. I don't mind if a girl is aggressive. It's just sex.

Life is like sex, baby - the more you put in, the more you get out. End of story.